alwayshasaplan: (brood)
[Seth is in his room, tapping out a Red Apple as he sits on the edge of his bed.]

Okay. In the last month and a half I have been turned into a dog, turned into a kid, and then watched everyone around me going apeshit crazy while being haunted by a dead guy who was understandably and thoroughly pissed off at me. I'm still kickin'. But what precisely the Hell is this shit now?

[A long pause. He puts the cigarette in his mouth, lights it, and takes  a long drag before speaking again.]

OK, fine, I'll bite. This is Seth Gecko, broadcasting from his cabin on the the Good Ship Whatthefuck. Who's out there?
alwayshasaplan: (holy shitballs)
[Accidental video]
[The video screen bounces out a scene of the Deck as Seth runs desperately after something.] Cody! Cody, god dammit--no, don't go down the ramp, ah shit....

[He skids to a stop and lets out a long sigh.]

I fuckin' hate this place.

[A pause, as if he's listening to something.]

Jacob, you are not helping.

[Friends Filter]
Yeah--uh, so, anybody feel like posseing up with me for the stupidest reason ever? I'll owe you one.

[Spam for Wonderland]
[Seth hikes through the high grass in the direction he saw the damn dog go, cursing quietly now and again. He has a leash slung over his shoulder and a bag of doggie treats, and a heavy, stripped-down tree branch to use as an emergency club.  He has no idea how he'll find the damn dog in this mess, and the unexpected help he got from somewhere isn't being...well, much help.

[Jacob walks beside him, semitransparent, his footsteps silent. Seth has never dealt with a ghost before, so he doesn't know how the hell to handle this. He tries to ignore him sometimes, but when he speaks up Seth feels almost compelled to answer.]

You realize that by asking for help you are simply leading more people into danger here, don't you? Though I suppose in your particular case that's not a big deal. It wasn't with us.

Jacob, I have apologized for that twenty fucking times in the last two hours. And might I remind you that I saved your daughter and sent her off with money and my personal .44?

That's very nice, Seth, but at this point I am compelled to remind you, in turn, that she wouldn't have been in any danger if you had not kidnapped us.
alwayshasaplan: (holy shitballs)
[Seth somehow managed to dodge getting killed during Breach, but he does have a just slightly stunned look on his face from it all.]

Well. Having now looked at the whole prohibition-of-inebriants thing from both sides of the argument, I gotta say that as far as I give a damn about law, my pro-legalization stance has never been firmer. That said, I am going to get a goddamn drink, and I don't care who joins me so long as they've got an interesting story to tell. 

[private to Richie]
Holy fucking...fuck, Richie, I turned into a cop for three days. Seriously, what the Hell. There is not enough whiskey in the fucking world, my brother.

[friends filter]
Hey, checking in. You guys okay?

[Pubspam]
[He knocked on the door until he was let in, intending to carouse until he had gotten that goddamn Breach thing out of his head. He asked for a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black and some shot glasses. He didn't really care who showed up as long as they weren't assholes. Whoever showed, he was going to pour until everyone was toasty.]
alwayshasaplan: (money)
 [Seth is obviously at least a little drunk, and he scowls at the camera without a hint of his usual sardonic humor.]

So. This is a fucking flood. Well. Isn't this peachy. 

Fortunately I am still getting used to the usual Barge atmosphere, which apparently involves witnessing shit so weird it makes my brain feel like it's gonna puke itself out of my left ear and run for it at least once a fucking day. So...what the hell ever. What's a little extra weirdness when you're riding out your life like a bad mescaline trip?

[Spam for Hallways]
[He might be playing it easy, but the truth is that Seth is spooked, and ten times more pissed off about being here than he was before. He's stalking through the hallways, scowling, a warning look of do-not-fuck-with-me in his eyes that hides a desperate hope that someone will, in fact, try to fuck with him.]

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