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alwayshasaplan [Seth is obviously at least a little drunk, and he scowls at the camera without a hint of his usual sardonic humor.]
So. This is a fucking flood. Well. Isn't this peachy.
Fortunately I am still getting used to the usual Barge atmosphere, which apparently involves witnessing shit so weird it makes my brain feel like it's gonna puke itself out of my left ear and run for it at least once a fucking day. So...what the hell ever. What's a little extra weirdness when you're riding out your life like a bad mescaline trip?
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[He might be playing it easy, but the truth is that Seth is spooked, and ten times more pissed off about being here than he was before. He's stalking through the hallways, scowling, a warning look of do-not-fuck-with-me in his eyes that hides a desperate hope that someone will, in fact, try to fuck with him.]
So. This is a fucking flood. Well. Isn't this peachy.
Fortunately I am still getting used to the usual Barge atmosphere, which apparently involves witnessing shit so weird it makes my brain feel like it's gonna puke itself out of my left ear and run for it at least once a fucking day. So...what the hell ever. What's a little extra weirdness when you're riding out your life like a bad mescaline trip?
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[He might be playing it easy, but the truth is that Seth is spooked, and ten times more pissed off about being here than he was before. He's stalking through the hallways, scowling, a warning look of do-not-fuck-with-me in his eyes that hides a desperate hope that someone will, in fact, try to fuck with him.]
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Date: 2012-07-13 07:41 am (UTC)When he reaches his cabin door, he gently eases away from the ceiling, and envisions a smooth landing onto the floor boards. Reality is much less agreeable-- he instead curves and smacks straight into the person below him, sending them both sprawling into a wall, and then the floor.]
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Date: 2012-07-13 10:55 pm (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-07-13 11:21 pm (UTC)Riddler stumbled, catching himself on the wall. He didn't try to hover again, opting to stay on the ground so he could walk to his cabin door. It was only a few feet away.]
My superpowers were given to me lukewarm and I'm damn frustrated about it, so I deliberately tumbled into you. To ruin your day.
[He arched his eyebrows at the man.]
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Date: 2012-07-14 02:15 am (UTC)The fuck are you babbling about? [He gets up, brushes himself off...and notices his shirt is slightly torn.]
God damn it, that was brand new! [Oh, now it is fucking on.] You crash into me, tear my shirt and then proceed to be an asshole? [He takes a step toward the taller, thinner man, his black eyes flashing.]
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Date: 2012-07-14 02:39 am (UTC)Which would make you-- what-- a rectal prolapse?
Screaming in outrage didn't earn you my sympathies, and I'm not one to lie about them.
[He jumped off, into the air, and hovered.]
See you around-- well, hopefully not.
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Date: 2012-07-15 02:16 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-07-15 04:47 am (UTC)--Whao, hey.
[His flight started to accelerate on its own accord as he struggled to push Seth off. The two of them were moving backwards, fast and unsteady.]
Get off!
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Date: 2012-07-16 12:28 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-07-16 06:37 am (UTC)Gggh- [He struggled to slow them both down, curling his fingers into Seth's shoulders.] Release the goods. Gravity isn't on your s-side, and it won't be on mine for too much longer.
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Date: 2012-07-17 04:00 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-07-17 04:30 am (UTC)Have you taken a leave of your senses? We're both going to-- oh hell!
[Riddler couldn't lift his arms to halt their descent before they were curving down, down into the stairwell, towards the bottom floor.]
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Date: 2012-07-18 08:20 pm (UTC)[Spam] haha
Date: 2012-07-19 01:26 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-07-19 02:35 am (UTC)[Then he let go and slumped to the floor, eyes closing.]
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Date: 2012-07-19 02:17 pm (UTC)Moron. [He grumbled at Seth's unconscious body, and then he was gone making his way up the stairs to his cabin.]
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Date: 2012-07-13 10:47 am (UTC)[Of course it's Seth. Compulsive record-keeping is a requirement whether he's channeling Dick or being himself.]
Wouldn't know, but it's probably not a bad comparison. Definitely illustrative.
I'd say sit back and enjoy it, but I know that's not really going to help anything. It's like telling somebody not to think about pink elephants. You talk to you warden about it?
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Date: 2012-07-13 11:14 pm (UTC)Fucking enjoy it. Yeah, right. I was doing fine before this bullshit happened.
He can't really do anything. Also he has my tattoo, which means I want to kick his ass right now.
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Date: 2012-07-14 02:23 am (UTC)Talking, however, might. ...key word might, I'm not going to claim I know how your version works.
Although chances are? He's just as pissed about the whole thing too. Food for thought.
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Date: 2012-07-15 02:10 am (UTC)[Muttering under his breath]
Maybe after I hit the goddamn gym.
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Date: 2012-07-15 12:01 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-07-13 01:13 pm (UTC)This is a flood, and you're just about the first person to put it clearly. I know exactly how you feel.
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Date: 2012-07-13 11:19 pm (UTC)You new too?
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Date: 2012-07-13 11:46 pm (UTC)New-ish. I can't have been here longer than a month, but this is my second flood. ...Normally I sound as American as you do.
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Date: 2012-07-14 02:18 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-07-14 02:30 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-07-15 02:21 am (UTC)Most of the time being here doesn't piss me off so bad. I don't even know. [That called for another swallow from the whiskey bottle. He was already over his usual limit, but he didn't give a damn.]
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Date: 2012-07-15 04:31 am (UTC)Yeah? Most of the time I can barely keep from ripping my hair out. How do you do it?
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Date: 2012-07-16 12:21 am (UTC)Welp. I got someone depending on me to be stable no matter what, so for a long time now I have learned to keep my cool in fucked up situations. Basically, it's a skill. Anyone can learn it.
[He's also not as good at it as he thinks, especially right now...]
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Date: 2012-07-16 12:46 am (UTC)That'd do it. It must be nice, having someone to take care of. [Is that bitterness in her voice? Of course not.]
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